Demands!

Demand once again persuades me to post more stories. Here are some stories that I wrote for the class for the night that the County Sheriff came and talked to the kids. Just imagine once again that your favorite newscaster said this...

"Alien Caught Speeding!"
Outside a small town in western New York, a police officer was just doing his routine speed control with his radar gun, when he caught a most unusual looking person speeding. The police officer quickly went after to him to pull him over. Thankfully for the officer, the person pulled right over. However, when the officer approached the car, he realized that it wasn’t really a person after all. In that car, he reports to us that he saw a little green man with blue antennas.
Not wanting to make a huge scene, the officer simply began his regular routine for a pullover. "Can I see you license and registration please?"
The alien responded, "Um, which license do you want to see? If you want my drivers license, well, I don’t have one of those. But, I do have an interstellar license for travel over light speed."
"Sir, do you have the registration for this car?"
"Well, I don’t know for sure. This isn’t my car. Actually, this isn’t even my planet."
"What’s your name sir?"
"Well, you won’t be able to pronounce it, but you can call me Frable."
"Frable, I’m going to need you to step out of the car."
The police officer did get Frable out of the car, and he began to search through the glove compartment for the registration, when he came across a very unusual device. He picked it up, and accidentally pushed a button on it. Suddenly, he found himself in a very unusual place. He soon decided that he was on a space ship.
"Wow. It’s just like Star Trek."
The thing about this story that makes it hard to believe is what happened next. The officer pushed the button again and found himself back on earth. However, not only was the alien gone, but so was the car and the device that was in his hands moments before. Some have wondered if this really happened. They have accused the officer of making up some very strange stories. But that’s not his job is it? That’s my job.

"Donut Grows and Explodes!"
In upstate New York, a police officer entered a new Tim Horton’s restaurant and witnessed a very strange chain of events. He tells us that when he entered, there was a racket in the back. He asked if everything was OK, when suddenly the head baker chased the manager out a wooden spoon shouting, "How am I supposed to make the donuts if you don’t order the ingredients? What am I supposed to do, take money from the drawer and go shop at Tops Friendly Markets? You have done this to me too many times. This time, I will use my own ingredients!"
The baker returned to the back, and the police officer took a moment to talk to the manager as everyone calmed down. Suddenly, the baker returned with a small donut. He threw it at the manager and said, "Here, try this donut!"
The manager caught the donut, but he didn’t dare taste it. While he stood there, wondering what to do, he noticed that the donut was starting to grow. Realizing how dire the situation would soon become, the officer grabbed the donut and ran outside with it. He wasn’t sure what would happen next, so just set it down and watched. The donut grew and grew until it was just about as big as his police car. Suddenly, the donut burst and spread crumbs in every direction with a loud boom.
At this time, the mess is still being cleaned up, and the baker has been arrested and charged. No more details are available at this time, but we will pass on any information to you as soon as we get it.