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Monday, October 31, 2005

Sequel

OK, I got some inspiration from my good friend Cindy. Now, here is the sequel to my second Funny Bunny story. I'm sure you will all like it.


"Rat Becomes a Copy-Cat!"
In Hopsville, Maryland, workers at the local Wal-Mart found themselves in a very familiar situation. Just a couple months ago, they were robbed of their canned carrots by Robert Bunny. Now they have Justin Rat, who was a witness in the Robert Bunny case, who has held up their store. Justin Rat was said to have entered Wal-Mart the same way that Robert Bunny did, using a similar gun, and making a similar demand. However, this time, Justin Rat didn’t want carrots. He demanded that the workers hand over all the cheese. The lady behind the Help Desk happened to be the same one who was there when Robert Bunny held up the store. She informed reporters that she told Mr. Rat, "I’m sorry. Just like we don’t have carrots, we also don’t have cheese. You should have been paying attention when Mr. Bunny did this before. Just like I told him, you need to go to a Wal-Mart Super-center to get cheese. This is just a small Wal-Mart. We only carry just a few dairy products." After settling for cheese-in-a-can, Justin Rat fled the store quickly before police could get there. The police searched all the garbage cans and quiet alleys in the town without finding him. Justin Rat is about 6 inches tall, wears a black coat of fur, and has a patch over one eye. If you see Justin Rat, you are encouraged to call 911, and do not try to confront him. He is considered to be armed and dangerous.

5 Comments:

  • what is it with us and stories ragrding wild life?

    By Blogger Ciera, at 11:09 AM  

  • ok - I can't spell - "regarding" is what I meant to say up there.

    By Blogger Ciera, at 11:10 AM  

  • Cliff- he's out by the dumpster in the yard!!!

    By Blogger Cindy, at 7:00 PM  

  • and he's armed with a "rat tail" file!!!

    By Blogger Cindy, at 7:01 PM  

  • but don't tell him I "ratted" on him!!

    By Blogger Cindy, at 7:02 PM  

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